I thought you might like an insight into the kind of questions I have been facing lately. Imagine these words coming in child like tones, from sweet little faces, two of which have speech patterns that rarely pronounce "r" or "l" sounds...
- Did God make macawoni?
- Why did He bend it?
- Where is my night night? (Note: a "night night" is a blanket)
- Did God make gwass?
- Know what best I wike?
- Can I have a snack?
- What did the boys do while I was at school? They didn't have fun, did they?
- Why do you use a curling iron?
- Can I jump on Joshy's head?
- Can we live at church? I wike to run in circles.
- Why is your Bible fat?
- Can I have a snack?
- Can Alex sleep in my floor?
- Why does Daddy wear shoes?
- Where is my night night?
- Can we live at the shed?
- Can I wear this? (imagine a 5yr old fashionista, with pieces of 5 different outfits)
- Can you give me prickwy hair? (imagine twins who want "spiked" hair)
- Can I play wif dis in de tub?
- Can I have a snack?
- Want to hear dis stowy?
- Can I text Lauren? Amanda? Beesh?
- Can I have a cell phone when I am 6?
- Does Jesus love me and Joshy de same?
- Wook, de wain is bouncing on de deck. Why?
- I decided I don't wike dis shirt. Can you make him wear it?
- Can I share my snack with him?
- I am sad Santa Fe closed. Can I throw peanuts on the floor at home?
- Can you make me a peanut butter cracker with out peanuts in it?
- Can we get a pet?
- Can I learn to put my own straw in a juice box? now?
- Can we go to McDonalds?
- Know what my teeth do when I go down a bumpy slide?
- Can you tell me a stowy?
- Why is de road there?
- Can I have a snack?
- Is dat me or Joshy?
- Is dat me or Lukey?
- Where's my night night?
- Why did the rainbow leave?
- Can you draw me on a horse in a barn with windows and a dog and a cat and a yizard and can you make me big and can you make him there to but not as big as me?
- Can you pway baseball on purpose?
- Did you see dat?
- Can you bewieve dat?
- Do you know I wuv you?
- Can I have a snack?
- Where's dat fing I wuz finking bout?
- Can I sit on your lap?
- Why does Daddy drive a truck? Why not it's gween?
- Do I have to go to school today?
- Why can't I go to school today?
- How did da powees get wights on de top of dat car?
- Where is him mommy? (talking about Bro. Billy and his wife...sorry Mrs. Leota)
- Did you know you can pway games on it?
- Can I have a poptart AND cereal?
- Why is there a tree there?
- Can God see me when it's dark?
- Can you ask Jesus to make His angels watch me from the swingset?
- Can I have bubbles in the bath?
- Why do I have to wash my hair?
- Why do you always say no?
- When I get big, can I have a brush?
- Can I have a snack?
The list could go on and on. There are times when I think one more question will put the nail in my coffin. But for the most part, these questions keep me laughing. I hope they gave you a chuckle as well.
After reading this over, it reminds of just how blessed I am to get to answer these questions each day. Thank you God for giving me the answers and most of all the question askers!
I might add...in the opening game Alex had 3 receptions and a fumble recovery on a punt. And yes, I was tempted to charge the field when two rather large kids sandwiched him at the end of one of the plays. I was tempted, but I did not. I simply stood, held my hands in the prayer 


