Last year around this time, David was away with the other lead pastors on a retreat. I sent him the following story. He said it made him and the others laugh. I thought I would share it here. Just a note... this happened last year but in reality it could happen everyday in my house...
Early Fall 2007
Guess what can happen when you are visited by the Welcome Wagon in your new community?... A very nice lady with a 1yr old bay in tow comes to your door, your kids jump up and down and greet them with shouts of joy, your kids climb all over you and the nice lady as she is trying to give you coupons and other gifts from area merchants, her baby cries because she has never been surrounded by this much chaos in her life, you try to bribe your kids by promising them a "treat" if they will play upstairs while you finish your visit, they disappear, you assume they are playing upstairs (never ASSUME!), when it is way too quiet you leave your conversation to investigate, you find your 3 dear children in the bathtub, fully clothed, covered in baby wash, there is no water in the tub, just babies and an entire bottle of baby wash, you spend the next 10 minutes stripping the kids, washing the soap off of them and finding new clothes, the nice lady quickly leaves saying "nice to meet you and welcome to our community, email me if you have any questions", you promise your kids they will have not treats the rest of the day and wish they were old enough to realize how upset you are, then the oldest (and ring leader of the impromptu bath) says "smell us Mommy, we are SO clean" you melt into a smile and promise yourself a nap a few hours. Hope your day is productive and joyous because it cannot be nearly as entertaining as mine! I love you, LeAnn
It made them laugh last year. And now as I sit here re-reading it, it makes me laugh as well. I am not raising perfect angels but incredible gifts, crafted into His perfect plan.
On a side note... there are some things that I still don't laugh about... a little boy came up to Joshua at the park today and he was scratching his head incessantly...I packed up, came home and gave everyone a bath... See somethings still FREAK me out.